no shame

Did you know the words “significance” and “diarrhea” have the same amount of syllables?

 

They have other things in common, too, like making messes in what can otherwise be described as “the neutral pants of life”.

 

There is a silly (to me) song about the effect of loose bowels while playing the game of baseball called, without shame, “Diarrhea”.

Replacing some words here and there, the poem of the song can read:

 

When you’re sitting in your room and nasty thoughts begin to bloom, Significance!  Significance!

When your key chain doesn’t show and your plans are “no go”, Significance!  Significance!

When your mate is ten minutes late or your kids run out of the gate, Significance!  Significance!

When you write a blog post and there’s no one there to toast (you), Significance!  Significance!

 

(and here I thought I wanted to talk about snow and the baby Jesus)

 

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